- "How To Cook A Turkey" (in other words, "Thanksgiving Turkey for Dummies")
Step 1: Go buy a turkey Step 2 : Take a drink of whiskey Step 3 : Put turkey... - Strip Joint
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball... - The fully fledged alaskan
There's this guy and he lives in the second largest state in America, which is... - The drunk
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time... - The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I mean really ,really,... - The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "if you can make that horse... - SOTALLY TOBER
starkle starkle little twink who the hell you are I think I'm not under what... - Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender... - I'm Cured!
A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer, then stands on... - What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time...
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