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  • How To Wash The Cat ( funny way )
    1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the...
  • Magic
    A magician had shows on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be...
  • Competition for the finest bat
    Once upon a time Dracula decided to carry some sort of a competition to see which...
  • Penguins
    A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots...
  • Talking Parrots
    A lady approaches her priest and tells him : “Father I have a problem....
  • Farmer
    A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and...
  • Monkey in Bar
    A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's...
  • A dog's new year resolutions
    1. I will stop trying to find the few remaining clean pieces of carpet in the...
  • Penguins & Police Officer
    A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins....
  • Dog with no legs
    - What do you call a dog with no legs? - It doesn't matter, he won't come anyway...