- "A woman has to be twice as ...
"A woman has to be twice as good as a man to go half as far." - Fannie Hurst... - You can't get rid of poverty ...
You can't get rid of poverty by giving people money. - P. J. O'Rourke - Curiosity killed the cat, but ...
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. Steven Wright - I met money one day. I said, ...
I met money one day. I said, “You are just a piece of paper.” Money... - My doctor told me to stop having ...
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three... - Defining and analyzing humor ...
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people. -- Robert Benchley... - I told the doctor I broke my ...
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those... - Last night I lay in bed looking ...
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself,... - Golf and s e x are about the ...
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at. --... - All generalizations are ...
All generalizations are false, including this one.
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