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		<title>the sweetest sounds to mortals</title>
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		<pubDate>2009-05-06 13:56:30</pubDate>
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		<title>woman in the home has not yet</title>
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		<pubDate>2009-05-06 13:56:11</pubDate>
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		<title>the moment a child is born</title>
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		<pubDate>2009-05-06 13:55:53</pubDate>
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		<title>mothers are fonder than fathers</title>
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		<pubDate>2009-05-06 13:55:40</pubDate>
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		<title>when you are a mother you</title>
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		<pubDate>2009-05-06 13:54:39</pubDate>
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		<title>even if a snake is not poisonous it</title>
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		<pubDate>2009-03-07 16:14:24</pubDate>
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		<title>a person should not be too</title>
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		<pubDate>2009-03-07 16:02:36</pubDate>
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		<title>a woman has to be twice as</title>
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		<pubDate>2009-01-31 12:01:42</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Funny quotes]]></category>

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		<title>you can t get rid of poverty</title>
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		<pubDate>2009-01-26 06:29:11</pubDate>
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		<title>the nice thing about being</title>
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		<pubDate>2008-11-14 08:16:41</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Celebrities quotes]]></category>

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		<title>there are no stupid questions</title>
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		<pubDate>2008-11-14 08:15:41</pubDate>
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-- Anonymous ]]></description>
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		<title>the trouble about trying to</title>
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		<pubDate>2008-11-14 08:14:50</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Stupid quotes]]></category>

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		<title>plan your work and work your</title>
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		<pubDate>2008-11-08 00:40:23</pubDate>
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