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		<title>unmarried girl gets pregnant 100 joke only</title>
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		<pubDate>2010-08-12 15:06:47</pubDate>
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		<title>questions that cannot be answered</title>
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		<pubDate>2010-08-07 13:24:01</pubDate>
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		<title>similarities of bar and bra</title>
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		<pubDate>2010-05-30 01:19:27</pubDate>
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1. Both words have the same alphabets
2....]]></description>
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		<title>job at the fbi</title>
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		<pubDate>2010-05-04 09:58:30</pubDate>
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		<title>have an affair</title>
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		<pubDate>2010-04-15 12:27:51</pubDate>
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		<title>unusual funeral procession</title>
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		<pubDate>2010-04-15 12:26:01</pubDate>
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		<title>do men remember anniversaries</title>
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		<pubDate>2010-04-15 12:21:35</pubDate>
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A woman awakes during the night to find that...]]></description>
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		<title>parris hilton</title>
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		<pubDate>2010-03-12 13:03:58</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Yo mama jokes]]></category>

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Yo Mama has so much dandriff that Parris Hilton came running at her with...]]></description>
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		<title>perfect son</title>
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		<pubDate>2010-02-17 14:54:12</pubDate>
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		<title>how it feels</title>
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		<pubDate>2010-02-01 11:26:42</pubDate>
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		<title>how to wash the cat funny way</title>
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		<pubDate>2010-01-15 10:56:01</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Animal world]]></category>

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		<title>how to cook a turkey in other words thanksgiving turkey for dummies</title>
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		<pubDate>2010-01-15 10:51:30</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Food and drink]]></category>

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Step 2 : Take a drink of whiskey

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		<title>what an answer</title>
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		<pubDate>2009-12-21 14:43:10</pubDate>
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