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		<title>funny things to yell when a friend whispers in your ear</title>
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		<pubDate>2012-02-01 02:41:58</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>abu jasin</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>a man returns from safari</title>
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		<pubDate>2012-01-31 07:59:18</pubDate>
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		<title>report card</title>
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		<pubDate>2012-01-31 03:55:34</pubDate>
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		<title>the beauty of english</title>
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		<pubDate>2011-04-04 09:42:18</pubDate>
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		<title>why some men have dogs and not wives</title>
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		<pubDate>2011-03-27 06:33:51</pubDate>
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		<title>women with s e x probelm interesting joke</title>
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		<pubDate>2011-01-31 12:08:22</pubDate>
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		<title>unmarried girl gets pregnant 100 joke only</title>
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		<pubDate>2010-08-12 15:06:47</pubDate>
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		<title>questions that cannot be answered</title>
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		<pubDate>2010-08-07 13:24:01</pubDate>
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		<title>similarities of bar and bra</title>
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		<pubDate>2010-05-30 01:19:27</pubDate>
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1. Both words have the same alphabets
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		<title>job at the fbi</title>
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		<pubDate>2010-05-04 09:58:30</pubDate>
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		<title>have an affair</title>
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		<pubDate>2010-04-15 12:27:51</pubDate>
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		<title>unusual funeral procession</title>
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		<pubDate>2010-04-15 12:26:01</pubDate>
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		<title>do men remember anniversaries</title>
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		<pubDate>2010-04-15 12:21:35</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ DO MEN REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES?

A woman awakes during the night to find that...]]></description>
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