All time best Naughty Lines Part 2 .. Fun in mind please .....

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[url=http://www.openjokes.com][b]All time best Naughty Lines Part  2 .. Fun in mind please .....[/b][br]Q: Who is a gynecologist?[br]
A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place, where most people find pleasure.[br]
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Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?[br]
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.[br]
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Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?[br]
A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the baby looks like neighbour, then it is sociology.[br]
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Q: What's the height of recycling?[br]
A: Sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning.[br]
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Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted.. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?[br]
Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day.[br]
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Girlfriend & boyfriend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?[br]
The boy's hand......[br]
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Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed.[br]
Tarzan asked "Why"?[br]
The animals told him......... .."Your tail is in the front"[br]
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Last but not least[br]
Secret of long life...[br]
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