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Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.
Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window
of the biggest house adjacent to the course.
The husband shouted , "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have apologize
and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door..
A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the
damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique
bottle was lying on its side near the broken window.
A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my
"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied..
"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a
ghost, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that
you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll Give you each
one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself.."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted
out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for! the rest of my life."
"No problem," said the ghost. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And
I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"
"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the ghost asked. "I'd like to
own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world,"
"Consider it done," the ghost said. "And your homes will always be safe
from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, ghost?"
" Well, since I've been trapped 20 yrs in that bottle and haven't been
with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your
The husband looked at his wife and said, "honey, you know we both now have
a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right.
Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you,
"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband.
"I'd do the same for you!" So the ghost and the woman went upstairs where
they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The ghost was
After about three hours of non-stop fun, the ghost rolled over and looked
directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"
"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
Thirty-five years old and both of you
still believe in ghosts??? :) :)
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